Will, you're way early for the new stock.

A man sells his Fantastic Four issue #1 for a ring and goes to propose to his girlfriend.  He finds her nailing a guy named Steve...and even worse...she doesn't know who Johnny Storm is.  Heartbroken, he returns his stalker father's rented tape and discovers a magic VHS tape that allows him to be attractive to the ladies.  Along the way he finds true love.  That's right, Lady Luck has given Zac and Biggs the throwback comedy Screwed:  The movie.