Monday, December 4, 2017

Deep Blue Sea

A bunch of genetically altered sharks use a Skarsgard to break open a window, sinking an underwater facility so that they can ram their way out of to the open sea. They also try to cook LL Cool J, and eat an inspirational Samuel L. Jackson raw. We saw Deep Blue Sea!

Monday, October 9, 2017

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Twilight (2008)

Kate Donaldson sits in tonight. We watch a movie about a group of vegetarian vampires (who drink animal blood) move to Washington state to seduce a seventeen year old and play lots of baseball. In the rain. Because they sparkle in the sun *Sigh* We had to watch Twilight.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Hellraiser (1987)

Hellraiser is the story of a man who opens a puzzle box revealing to him the ultimate pleasure, but actually the ultimate pain. It's administered with chain hooks by a guy with pins sticking out of his head. This episode finds the answers of why horror movies are studied, why demons wear sunglasses, and which clubs hire blue grass bands for S&M parties. Let's get started, Satan's-a-waitin.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

No Way Out (1987)

Kevin Costner plays Farrell, a man who has an affair with a call girl...who just happens to romantically tangled with the Secretary of Defense...who just so happens to hire him...and just so happens to kill the call girl...and just so happens to put Farrell in charge of an investigation to find himself and blame himself for being a Russian spy...which he just so happens to be. There's a lot a of random chance in this episode, and it's not just with the movie selection. We watched No Way Out.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Sleeping Beauty (2014)

In a crash grab attempting to get in on that big, big Maleficent money, Asylem created this pile of schlock retelling the story of Sleeping Beauty. Only this time it has zombies, an iguana dragon, simulated rape, and Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers taking on Karen Arnold from The Wonder Years. Do you want to learn more?

Thursday, April 27, 2017

The Wraith (1986)

A vengeful, handsome spirit dressed in an S&M outfit races the gang responsible for his death.  As he blows them up one by one, you start to wonder, what's with the arm braces he leaves everywhere?  Aaron and Biggs set out to these questions and more. And believe us, Lady Luck left us a lot of questions to answer with this 80's revenge/thriller/sci-fi/drama:  The Wraith.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Top Gun (1987)

We start season two with perhaps the most known movie of the 80's:  Top Gun! Maverick and Goose enter the Top Gun program for the best of the best fighter pilots. Along the way they find action, love, and hot sweaty volleyball. Biggs and Aaron focus on the movie being a grandfather of many tropes, the soundtrack, the A-list cast, and it's place in the rise of militaristic films. All that, plus a lot of random tangents.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Season 2 begins now (2 1/2 years later)

Aaron Donaldson (from The Alien Movie Project, That's Debate-Able, and the Airheads episode of this podcast) is teaming up with Biggs for another season. This episode helps you get to know your new co-host. The focus of the show shifts slightly. The streaming platforms widen. The algorithm changes. An NBA Draft ping pong ball machine is brought in. A new movie is selected. Welcome to season two.