Twilight (2008)

Kate Donaldson sits in tonight. We watch a movie about a group of vegetarian vampires (who drink animal blood) move to Washington state to seduce a seventeen year old and play lots of baseball. In the rain. Because they sparkle in the sun *Sigh* We had to watch Twilight.

Hellraiser (1987)

Hellraiser is the story of a man who opens a puzzle box revealing to him the ultimate pleasure, but actually the ultimate pain. It's administered with chain hooks by a guy with pins sticking out of his head. This episode finds the answers of why horror movies are studied, why demons wear sunglasses, and which clubs hire blue grass bands for S&M parties. Let's get started, Satan's-a-waitin.

Sleeping Beauty (2014)

In a crash grab attempting to get in on that big, big Maleficent money, Asylem created this pile of schlock retelling the story of Sleeping Beauty. Only this time it has zombies, an iguana dragon, simulated rape, and Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers taking on Karen Arnold from The Wonder Years. Do you want to learn more?

The Wraith (1986)

A vengeful, handsome spirit dressed in an S&M outfit races the gang responsible for his death.  As he blows them up one by one, you start to wonder, what's with the arm braces he leaves everywhere?  Aaron and Biggs set out to these questions and more. And believe us, Lady Luck left us a lot of questions to answer with this 80's revenge/thriller/sci-fi/drama:  The Wraith.